my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

dailyoats:

Whole wheat bread with hummus, cherry tomatoes and baby spinach & mashed avocado with lemon juice and tomato, with baby cucumbers

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

lindsaylohoean:

if u don’t get my love for harry potter im sorry but we will neville be friends

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

vvebkin:

when someone doesn’t answer your ask 

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bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

twerkingderp:

ashieart:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

i want

hotanimegirl:

this gif ruined my life

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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

relatableposts:


These epic gifs of fashion models falling down on the runway will have you cracking up in no time!

Lmao I can’t, this is too much.